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Monday 12 June 2017

Jis shakhs ka gala kharab ho



Jis shakhs ka gala kharab ho
ya
seeny me balgham ho
or balgham nikal na rahe ho
to
Din me 3 dafa
100,100 Baar dheemi Aawaz me ye bolen,
.
.
.
"KHYBER PAKHTOON KHWAH"

Police officer pathan se


Police officer pathan se:
Tum humko janta nahi hy hum yahan ka D.S.P hai.
Pathan:
Tum DSP hy to hum M.P.W hy
Police:
Ye M.P.W kia hy
Pathan:
MONG PHALI WALA

Thursday 8 June 2017

Relationship Mein


Pakistan mein 90% larkiya relationship mein hai
Aur 95% larky single hai

Boy Girl Sy

Boy Girl Sy
Boy: I love you, ab tum mujh bolo
Girl: Mai abi ja ker sir ko bolti hu
Boy: Pagli sir ko mat bol, unki toh shadi ho gye hai ðŸ˜›

Tuesday 6 June 2017

Angraiz ne research kerna

Angraiz ne research kerna seekha
Chinese ne maint kerna seekha
Aur pakistani ne ishq kerna seekha

Mard Aloo ke tarah

Mard Aloo ke tarah hota hai
Her sabzi ke sath set ho jata hai